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if this gets like 500 votes or something i will literaly drink my own pee

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これが500票か何かのようになったら、私は文字通り私自身のおしっこを飲むでしょう

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If this were to be like 500 votes or something, I would literally drink my own pee

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もしこれが500票か何かのようなものだったら、私は文字通り自分のおしっこを飲むだろう

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If this was like 500 votes or something, I would literally drink my own pee

INTO JAPANESE

これが500票か何かのようなものだったら、私は文字通り自分のおしっこを飲むだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If this was like 500 votes or something, I would literally drink my own pee