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If this gets 75 likes, I will call my brother an idiot and I will eat a whole jalapeno and a whole block of cheese

INTO JAPANESE

これが75好きになれば、私は私の兄を馬鹿と呼ぶつもりで、私は全体のハラペーニョとチーズの全体のブロックを食べる

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If this is like 75, I will call my older brother an idiot, I will eat the whole block of whole jalapeno and cheese

INTO JAPANESE

これが75のようであれば、私は私の兄を馬鹿と呼ぶつもりです、私は全体のハラペーニョとチーズの全体のブロックを食べるようになります

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If this is like 75, I am going to call my older brother an idiot, I will eat the whole block of whole jalapenos and cheese

INTO JAPANESE

これが75のようであれば、私は私の兄を馬鹿と呼ぶつもりです、私は全ハラペーニョとチーズの全ブロックを食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If this is like 75, I will call my older brother an idiot, I eat all the jalapenos and the whole block of cheese

INTO JAPANESE

これが75のようなものであれば、私は私の兄をばかと呼びます

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If this is like 75, I will call my brother a fool

INTO JAPANESE

これが75のようであれば、私は私の兄弟をばか者と呼ぶつもりです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If this is like 75, I will call my brother a fool