YOU SAID:
if this gets 1000 likes i wont k1ll myself
INTO JAPANESE
これが1000のいいねを得たら、私は自分自身をk1llしない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If this gets 1000 likes I don't k1ll myself
INTO JAPANESE
これがいいね1000回なら私は自分でk1llしない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like this 1000 times, I don't k1ll myself
INTO JAPANESE
私はこれを1000回好きです、私は自分自身をk1llしません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I like this 1000 times, I don't k1ll myself
Come on, you can do better than that.