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if this gets 1000 likes i wont k1ll myself

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これが1000のいいねを得たら、私は自分自身をk1llしない

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If this gets 1000 likes I don't k1ll myself

INTO JAPANESE

これがいいね1000回なら私は自分でk1llしない

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I like this 1000 times, I don't k1ll myself

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私はこれを1000回好きです、私は自分自身をk1llしません

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I like this 1000 times, I don't k1ll myself