YOU SAID:
if this gets 100 likes i kill myself
INTO JAPANESE
これが100の好きを得たら私は自分を殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will kill myself if this gets like 100
INTO JAPANESE
これが100になったら、私は自分を殺すだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When this becomes 100, I will kill myself
INTO JAPANESE
これが100になると、私は自分を殺します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When this becomes 100, I kill myself
INTO JAPANESE
これが100になると、私は自分を殺す
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When this becomes 100, I kill myself
That didn't even make that much sense in English.