YOU SAID:
if this can get 100 likes i will get a ferret behind my father's back
INTO JAPANESE
これが100好きになれば、私は私の父の後ろにフェレットをもらう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like 100 this, I get a ferret behind my father
INTO JAPANESE
私はこれが100好きなら、私は私の父の後ろにフェレットを手に入れます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like this one, I get a ferret behind my father
INTO JAPANESE
私はこれを好きなら、私は私の父の後ろにフェレットを得ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like this, I will get a ferret behind my father
INTO JAPANESE
私がこれを好めば、私は私の父の後ろにフェレットをもらう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I like this, I will get a ferret behind my father
You should move to Japan!