YOU SAID:
If there was a ghost in real life I would try to get with it.
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現実に幽霊があった場合私はそれを取得ましょう。
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Real in the haunted if I get it Facebook.
INTO JAPANESE
私はそれに Facebook を得る場合のお化けの実。
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I'm a real Ghost when you get it Facebook.
INTO JAPANESE
Facebook をそれに得るとき、私は本当の幽霊です。
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When you get it Facebook, I am real ghosts.
INTO JAPANESE
Facebook をそれに得るとき私は本物の幽霊です。
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I am real ghosts when get it Facebook.
INTO JAPANESE
私は本物の幽霊それに Facebook を得るとき。
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I real ghosts when I get it Facebook.
INTO JAPANESE
私本物の幽霊それ Facebook を得るとき。
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My real ghosts when I get it Facebook.
INTO JAPANESE
私の本物の幽霊それ Facebook を得るとき。
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My real ghosts when I get it Facebook.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.