YOU SAID:
If there’s real Japanese fans out there, I’ll be damned!
INTO JAPANESE
もし本当の日本のファンがいたら、私は気が狂うだろう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I had a real Japanese fan, I would go crazy!
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が本当の日本のファンだったら、私は気が狂うだろう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a real Japanese fan, I would go crazy!
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が本当の日本のファンだったら、私は気が狂うだろう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a true Japanese fan, I would go crazy!
INTO JAPANESE
もし私が本当の日本のファンだったら、私は気が狂うだろう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I were a true Japanese fan, I would go crazy!
Come on, you can do better than that.