YOU SAID:
If there is one thing there is for certain, it is that Göran does not have a magic baguette, instead, he looks like a donkey man
INTO JAPANESE
あるものがある場合、確かにGöranには魔法のバゲットがなく、代わりにロバの男のように見えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If there is something, Göran certainly does not have a magic baguette and instead looks like a donkey man
INTO JAPANESE
何かがあれば、確かにGöranには魔法のバゲットがなく、ロバの男のように見えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If there is something, indeed Göran has no magical baguette and looks like a donkey man
INTO JAPANESE
何かがあれば、確かにGöranには魔法のバゲットがなく、ロバの男のように見えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If there is something, indeed Göran has no magical baguette and looks like a donkey man
That didn't even make that much sense in English.