YOU SAID:

if there is a chair in the room hen I will eat it except I do not like chairs, and the dog will get splinters

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私は椅子が好きでない場合を除いて部屋の中に椅子があればそれを食べます、そして犬は破片になります

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I will eat it if there is a chair in the room except when I do not like a chair, and the dog will be broken

INTO JAPANESE

私は椅子が好きでない時を除いて部屋に椅子があれば私はそれを食べるでしょう、そして犬は壊れます

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I will eat it if the room has a chair except when I do not like a chair, and the dog breaks

INTO JAPANESE

私は椅子が好きでない時を除いて部屋に椅子があるなら、私はそれを食べます

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I have a chair in the room except when I do not like a chair, I will eat it

INTO JAPANESE

私は椅子が好きでない時を除いて、私は部屋に椅子を持っています、私はそれを食べるでしょう

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Except when I do not like chairs, I have a chair in my room, I will eat it

INTO JAPANESE

私は椅子が好きでない時を除いて、私は私の部屋に椅子を持っています

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Except when I do not like chairs, I have a chair in my room

INTO JAPANESE

私は椅子が好きでないときを除いて、私は私の部屋に椅子があります

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Except when I do not like chairs, I have a chair in my room