YOU SAID:
if the time is seven past one then how is my dads dog eating his pizza cheese
INTO JAPANESE
時間が7時であるならば私の父親の犬はどうやってピザのチーズを食べているのでしょうか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How is my father's dog eating pizza cheese if it is 7 o'clock?
INTO JAPANESE
それが7時であるならば、私の父の犬はどうやってピザチーズを食べますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How is my father's dog eating pizza cheese if it is 7 o'clock?
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