YOU SAID:
If the shoe fits, pay for it, bring it home, slip it on, then walk, break it in. Then and only then may you wear it.
INTO JAPANESE
靴が合う場合は、それを支払う、それを家に持って来て、それを滑り込ませ、歩いて、それを壊してください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the shoes fit, pay it, bring it to the house, slide it in, walk and break it.
INTO JAPANESE
靴が合うなら、それを支払う、それを家に持ち込む、スライドさせる、歩く、そして壊す。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the shoes fit, pay it, bring it home, slide, walk, and break.
INTO JAPANESE
靴が収まる場合は、それを支払う、それを家に持ち帰り、スライドさせ、歩き、壊す。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If shoes fit, pay it, take it home, slide, walk, break.
INTO JAPANESE
靴がフィットすれば、それを支払う、それを家に持ち帰り、滑り、歩く、壊す。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the shoes fit, pay it, take it home, slide, walk, break.
INTO JAPANESE
靴が合うならば、それを支払う、家に持ち帰る、滑る、歩く、壊す。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the shoes fit, pay it, take it home, slide, walk, break.
You've done this before, haven't you.