YOU SAID:

if the pigs try to get at you, park it like it's hot

INTO JAPANESE

豚があなたに襲いかかってきたら、暑いように駐車してください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If a pig attacks you, park like it's hot

INTO JAPANESE

豚に襲われたら、暑いように駐車してください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you get attacked by a pig, park like it's hot

INTO JAPANESE

豚に襲われたら、暑いように駐車してください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you get attacked by a pig, park like it's hot