YOU SAID:
If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up
INTO JAPANESE
下に泳ぐし、すべてをそれを飲む場合は海だったウイスキーと私アヒル、
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you drink it all, and swim under the sea was whiskey and my Duck,
That didn't even make that much sense in English.