YOU SAID:
If the modern world were a patient in my care, I would diagnose it suicidal.
INTO JAPANESE
現代の世界が私の治療に忍耐強くあるならば、私はそれが自殺と診断するでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the modern world is patient in my treatment, I will diagnose it as suicide.
INTO JAPANESE
現代世界が私の治療に忍耐強くあるならば、私はそれを自殺と診断します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the modern world is patient in my treatment, I will diagnose it as suicide.
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