YOU SAID:

If the middle of the night and went into to bathroom... Well, you'll never guess what I'd do.

INTO JAPANESE

夜中にトイレに入った場合.まあ、あなたは私が何をするか決して推測しないでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, if you go into the bathroom in the middle of the night, you'll never guess what I'll do.

INTO JAPANESE

さて、あなたが夜中にトイレに入れば、あなたは私が何をするか決して推測しません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, if you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, you'll never guess what I'll do.

INTO JAPANESE

さて、あなたが夜中にトイレに行けば、あなたは私が何をするか決して推測しないでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, if you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, you'll never guess what I'll do.