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If the fruit of the fruit is the man the man is the piano of a man named Sam
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果物の実が男なら、男はサムという名の男のピアノだ。
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If the fruit is a man, he is a man's piano named Sam.
INTO JAPANESE
果物が男なら、サムという名の男のピアノです。
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If the fruit is a man, it's a man's piano named Sam.
INTO JAPANESE
果物が男ならサムという男のピアノです。
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If Fruit is a man, it's a man's piano.
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フルーツが男なら、それは男のピアノだ。
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If the fruit is a man, it's a man's piano.
INTO JAPANESE
果物が男なら、それは男のピアノだ。
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If the fruit is a man, it is a man's piano.
INTO JAPANESE
果物が男なら、それは男のピアノです。
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If the fruit is a man, it's a man's piano.
INTO JAPANESE
果物が男なら、それは男のピアノだ。
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If the fruit is a man, it is a man's piano.
INTO JAPANESE
果物が男なら、それは男のピアノです。
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