YOU SAID:
If the dog isn't a cat I would be a goat
INTO JAPANESE
犬が猫でない場合、私はヤギになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will be a goat if the dog is not a cat
INTO JAPANESE
犬が猫でない場合、私はヤギになります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will be a goat if the dog is not a cat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.