YOU SAID:
if the broncos win the superbowl, i will kiss Joe Flacco's shoe and eat my weiner
INTO JAPANESE
ブロンコがスーパーボウルに勝った場合、私はJoe Flaccoの靴にキスをして、私のワインを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Bronco won the Super Bowl, I kiss Joe Flacco's shoes and eat my wine
INTO JAPANESE
ブロンコがスーパーボウルに勝ったならば、私はジョーFlaccoの靴にキスをして、そして私のワインを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Bronco won the Super Bowl, I will kiss Joe Flacco's shoes and eat my wine
INTO JAPANESE
ブロンコがスーパーボウルに勝ったならば、私はジョーFlaccoの靴にキスをして、そして私のワインを食べるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Bronco won the Super Bowl, I will kiss Joe Flacco's shoes and eat my wine
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
