YOU SAID:
If the banana ate food then yee yee banana apple pickle bob
INTO JAPANESE
バナナが食べ物を食べたら、イェイイバナナアップルピクルスボブ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When bananas eat food, yay banana apple pickles bob
INTO JAPANESE
バナナが食べ物を食べるとき、イェーイバナナアップルピクルスボブ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When bananas eat food, yay banana apple pickles bob
That didn't even make that much sense in English.