YOU SAID:
If that that had had me had me, would they?
INTO JAPANESE
それが私を持っていたなら、彼らはそうしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If it had me, would they?
INTO JAPANESE
もし私がいたら、彼らはそうしますか?
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If I were, would they?
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もし私がそうなら、彼らはそうしますか?
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If I do, do they?
INTO JAPANESE
もしそうなら、彼らはそうしますか?
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If so, do they?
INTO JAPANESE
もしそうなら、彼らはそうしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If so, do they?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.