YOU SAID:
If that butters your parsnips
INTO JAPANESE
それでパースニップがバターになったら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So when parsnips become butter
INTO JAPANESE
パースニップがバターになるとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When parsnips become butter
INTO JAPANESE
パースニップがバターになるとき
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When parsnips become butter
That didn't even make that much sense in English.