YOU SAID:
If speed is what you wish to discuss you'll have a surprise for me, cause there's a man from Pakistan who's not as fast as me
INTO JAPANESE
速度が議論したい場合は私のための驚きがあります、そこの原因はできるだけ早く私はパキスタンから男
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you would like to discuss speed has a surprise for me, there's cause as soon as possible I'm a man from Pakistan
INTO JAPANESE
速度は私のための驚きを持って議論したい場合、原因が、できるだけ早く私はパキスタンから来た男
You should move to Japan!