YOU SAID:
If speed is what you wish to discuss I have a surprise for you, can you see the Pakistani's cause they can sure see you
INTO JAPANESE
サプライズがある速度を議論したい場合、彼らは確かにあなたを見ることができるパキスタンの原因を見ることができます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you would like to discuss some speed to surprise, they can see the cause of Pakistan can certainly show you.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.