YOU SAID:
If smoking weed kills then why haven't I died yet?
INTO JAPANESE
もし喫煙雑草が殺されるなら、なぜ私はまだ死んでいないのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If smoking weeds are killed, why am I still dead?
INTO JAPANESE
もし喫煙雑草が殺されたら、なぜ私はまだ死んでいるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If smoking weeds were killed, why am I still dead?
INTO JAPANESE
喫煙雑草が殺された場合、どうして私はまだ死んでいるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If smoking weeds are killed, why am I still dead?
INTO JAPANESE
もし喫煙雑草が殺されたら、なぜ私はまだ死んでいるのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If smoking weeds were killed, why am I still dead?
INTO JAPANESE
喫煙雑草が殺された場合、どうして私はまだ死んでいるのですか?
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