YOU SAID:

if she's old enough to pee, she's just right for me

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彼女がおしっこするのに十分な古い場合、彼女は私にとってちょうどいい

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She is peeing though if old enough, she was just right for me

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場合は十分に古い、彼女はちょうど私のためだったが、彼女はおしっこ

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If enough was just for my old, she, her pee

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場合は十分はちょうど私の古い、彼女は、彼女のおしっこ

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If 10 minutes is just my old, she is peeing on her.

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場合は 10 分はちょうど私の古い、彼女は彼女におしっこ。

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If 10 minutes is just my old, she is her pee.

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10 分はちょうど私の古い、彼女は彼女のおしっこです。

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10 minutes is just her pee is my old girlfriend.

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10 分は、ちょうど彼女のおしっこは、私の昔のガール フレンドです。

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10 minutes is just her pee is my old girlfriend.