YOU SAID:
If she had said her parents had died I'd be the happiest man in the world. But A fire? In a sea parks?
INTO JAPANESE
もし彼女が両親が死んだと言っていたら、私は世界で一番幸せな男になるだろう。しかし、火?海の公園で?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If she had told me that her parents were dead, I would be the happiest man in the world. But on fire?
INTO JAPANESE
もし彼女が両親が死んだと私に言っていたら、私は世界で一番幸せな男になるだろう。しかし、火の上に?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If she had told me that her parents were dead, I would be the happiest man in the world. But on fire?
That's deep, man.