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if she breathes, she's a thot

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彼女が呼吸するならば、彼女は口である

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If she breathes, she is a mouth

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彼女は口で息を吹きかけて場合、

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She blew on the mouth,

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彼女は、口の中に息を吹きかけた

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She blew on the mouth

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彼女は口に吹いた

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She blew on the mouth