YOU SAID:
If sam tells me I am pretty, I will automatically pee
INTO JAPANESE
サムが私がかわいいと言ったら、私は自動的におしっこをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Sam says I'm cute, I'll pee automatically
INTO JAPANESE
サムがかわいいと言ったら自動的におしっこします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Sam says he's cute, he'll pee automatically
INTO JAPANESE
サムがかわいいと言ったら、自動的におしっこをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Sam says he's cute, he'll pee automatically
That didn't even make that much sense in English.