YOU SAID:
if potatoes looked like people, then people would eat chicken feathers
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモが人のように見えたら、人々は鶏の羽を食べるだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If potatoes look like people, people will eat chicken feathers
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモが人のように見えたら、人々は鶏の羽を食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People eat chicken feathers when potatoes look like people
INTO JAPANESE
ジャガイモが人のように見えるときに人々は鶏の羽を食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
People eat chicken feathers when potatoes look like people
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
