YOU SAID:

if porkchops were perfect we wouldn't have hotdogs

INTO JAPANESE

ポークチョップが完璧だったら、ホットドッグはありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the pork chop is perfect, there is no hot dog

INTO JAPANESE

ポークチョップが完璧であれば、ホットドッグはありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the pork chop is perfect, there is no hot dog