YOU SAID:
if porkchops were perfect we wouldn't have hotdogs
INTO JAPANESE
ポークチョップが完璧だったら、ホットドッグはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the pork chop is perfect, there is no hot dog
INTO JAPANESE
ポークチョップが完璧であれば、ホットドッグはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the pork chop is perfect, there is no hot dog
Well done, yes, well done!