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If pinnochio says his nose will grow, and it doesn't, that would mean he lies, but that would make his nose grow, which means her actually tells the truth, so his nose shouldn't grow
INTO JAPANESE
ピノチオが鼻が伸びると言ったら、それは彼が嘘をつくことを意味しますが、それは彼の鼻が成長することを意味し、それは彼女が実際に真実を話すことを意味するので、彼の鼻は成長すべきではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Pinochio says his nose stretches, it means he lies, but his nose should not grow because it means that his nose grows and it means that she actually speaks the truth
INTO JAPANESE
ピノシオが彼の鼻が伸びると言うなら、それは彼が嘘をつくことを意味しますが、それは彼の鼻が成長することを意味し、彼女が実際に真実を話すことを意味するので、彼の鼻は成長すべきではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Pinocio says his nose stretches, it means he lies, but his nose should not grow because it means his nose grows and she actually speaks the truth
INTO JAPANESE
ピノシオが彼の鼻が伸びると言うなら、それは彼が嘘をつくことを意味しますが、それは彼の鼻が成長し、彼女が実際に真実を話すことを意味するので、彼の鼻は成長すべきではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Pinocio says his nose stretches, it means he lies, but his nose should not grow because it means that his nose grows and she actually speaks the truth
INTO JAPANESE
ピノシオが彼の鼻が伸びると言うなら、それは彼が嘘をつくことを意味しますが、それは彼の鼻が成長し、彼女が実際に真実を話すことを意味するので、彼の鼻は成長すべきではありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If Pinocio says his nose stretches, it means he lies, but his nose should not grow because it means that his nose grows and she actually speaks the truth
That didn't even make that much sense in English.