YOU SAID:
if pineapples belong on pizza then i belong on mars
INTO JAPANESE
パイナップルがピザに属している場合、私は火星に属します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the pineapple belongs to pizza, I belong to Mars
INTO JAPANESE
パイナップルがピザに属する場合、私は火星に属します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I belong to Mars if the pineapple belongs to pizza
INTO JAPANESE
パイナップルがピザに属する場合、私は火星に属します
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I belong to Mars if the pineapple belongs to pizza
That didn't even make that much sense in English.