YOU SAID:
If phones were actually trash bins then Kanye West and the Jaguars would fly around like dumb monkeys with no brain
INTO JAPANESE
電話が実際にゴミ箱だったとしたら、カニエ・ウェストとジャガーは頭のない愚かな猿のように飛び回っていたでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the phone was actually a trash can, Kanye West and Jaguar would have been flying around like stupid monkeys without heads.
INTO JAPANESE
電話が実際にゴミ箱だったとしたら、カニエ・ウェストとジャガーは頭のない愚かな猿のように飛び回っていただろう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the phone was actually a trash can, Kanye West and Jaguar would have been flying around like stupid monkeys without heads.
You've done this before, haven't you.