YOU SAID:
if only I could leave I eat apple I could
INTO JAPANESE
私が残すことができれば私は私ができるリンゴを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I eat apples I can if I can leave
INTO JAPANESE
離れることができれば、できるリンゴを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you can get away, eat the apples you can
INTO JAPANESE
逃げられるならリンゴを食べて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat an apple if you can escape
INTO JAPANESE
逃げられるならリンゴを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat an apple if you can escape
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