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if only for just a short time but that is not a problem because if i need new pants i can just go to china and kiss a snake which will give me a virus

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短期間だけでも、それは問題ではありません

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Even for a short period of time, it doesn't matter

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たとえ短期間であっても、それは問題ではありません

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It doesn't matter, even for a short time

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短時間でも構いません

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It does n’t matter

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関係ない

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- Don't talk about my mom.

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関係ない

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- Don't talk about my mom.