YOU SAID:
if one door closes and another one opens your house is probably haunted
INTO JAPANESE
1つのドアが閉まり、別のドアが開くと、おそらくお化け屋敷になるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If one door closes and another opens, it will probably be a haunted house
INTO JAPANESE
1つのドアが閉じて別のドアが開いた場合、おそらくお化け屋敷になるでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If one door closes and another opens, it will probably be a haunted house
That's deep, man.