YOU SAID:
If not does the hair he will Jimmy fetus
INTO JAPANESE
そうでない場合、彼は髪をしません ジミー胎児
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If not, he won't do his hair Jimmy Fetus
INTO JAPANESE
そうでなければ、彼は髪を整えません ジミー・フェタス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Otherwise he won't style his hair Jimmy Fetas
INTO JAPANESE
そうでなければ、彼は髪をスタイリングしません ジミー・フェタス
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Otherwise he won't style his hair Jimmy Fetas
That didn't even make that much sense in English.