YOU SAID:
If nobody can call anybody,then everybody's a nobody.
INTO JAPANESE
誰も誰にも電話できないなら、誰もが誰でもありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If no one can call anyone, no one is anyone.
INTO JAPANESE
誰も誰にも電話できない場合、誰も誰でもありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If no one can call anyone, no one is anyone.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.