YOU SAID:

if my shoe is on my head, does that mean i have two heads on my girlfriend's body?

INTO JAPANESE

私の靴が私の頭の上にあれば、私のガールフレンドの体に頭が2つあるのですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my shoes are on my head, are there two heads on my girlfriend 's body?

INTO JAPANESE

私の靴が私の頭の上にあるなら、私のガールフレンドの体に頭が2つありますか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my shoes are on my head, are there two heads on my girlfriend 's body?