YOU SAID:

If my name was peter i would shave my head, cry myself to sleep, and ask people to call me daddy mr. clean

INTO JAPANESE

もし私の名前がピーターだったら、私は頭を剃り、泣いて眠り、そして私をパパ氏と呼んでもらうだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my name was Peter, I would shave my head, cry and sleep, and have me called Mr. Papa.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私の名前がピーターだったら、頭を剃って泣いて寝て、パパさんに電話してもらいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my name is Peter, I'll shave my head, cry and go to bed and have Daddy call me.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前がピーターなら、私は頭を剃り、泣いて寝て、パパに電話してもらいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my name is Peter, I'll shave my head, cry and go to bed and have Daddy call me.