YOU SAID:

If my name was Jared, I would literally implode at least two separate times.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前がJaredだった場合、文字通り少なくとも2回別々に破裂します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my name was Jared, it would literally burst separately at least twice.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前がJaredの場合、文字通り少なくとも2回は別々にバーストします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my name is Jared, it will literally burst separately at least twice.

INTO JAPANESE

私の名前がJaredの場合、文字通り少なくとも2回は別々にバーストします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my name is Jared, it will literally burst separately at least twice.