YOU SAID:
If my mouth doesn’t say it my face definitely will
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私の口がそれを言わなければ私の顔は間違いなくそうするでしょう
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If my mouth doesn't say that my face will definitely do so
INTO JAPANESE
私の口が私の顔が間違いなくそうするだろうと言っていないなら
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If my mouth doesn't say my face will definitely do
INTO JAPANESE
私の口が私の顔が間違いなくするだろうと言わなければ
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Unless my mouth says my face will definitely
INTO JAPANESE
私の口が私の顔が間違いなくそうだと言わない限り
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Unless my mouth says my face is definitely so
INTO JAPANESE
私の口が私の顔が間違いなくそうだと言わない限り
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Unless my mouth says my face is definitely so
You should move to Japan!