YOU SAID:
If my mom ate some dirt she would understand because it is so earthy and fresh and tastes so good. She needs to consume some before condemning me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の母がいくつかの汚れを食べた場合、それはとても素朴で新鮮で、とてもおいしいので、彼女は理解するでしょう。彼女は私を非難する前にいくつかを消費する必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my mother ate some dirt, she would understand because it is so rustic, fresh and very tasty. She has to consume some before she blames me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の母が汚れを食べたら、それはとても素朴で新鮮で非常においしいので、彼女は理解するでしょう。彼女は私を責める前にいくつかを消費する必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my mother eats dirt, she will understand because it is so simple, fresh and very tasty. She has to consume some before blaming me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の母が汚れを食べると、それはとてもシンプルで新鮮で非常においしいので、彼女は理解するでしょう。彼女は私を責める前にいくつかを消費する必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When my mother eats dirt, she will understand because it is so simple, fresh and very tasty. She has to consume some before blaming me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の母が汚れを食べると、それはとてもシンプルで新鮮で非常においしいので、彼女は理解するでしょう。彼女は私を責める前にいくつかを消費する必要があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When my mother eats dirt, she will understand because it is so simple, fresh and very tasty. She has to consume some before blaming me.
Well done, yes, well done!