YOU SAID:

if my life gets three thousand retweets i will scream at a squid

INTO JAPANESE

私の人生が三千のリツイートを得るなら、私はイカで叫びます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my life gets 3,000 retweets, I shout at squid

INTO JAPANESE

私の人生が3,000のリツイートを取得した場合、私はイカで叫びます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If my life gets 3,000 retweets, I shout at squid