YOU SAID:
if my grandmother had wheels she would've been a bike
INTO JAPANESE
私の祖母が車輪を持っていたら、彼女は自転車だったでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bicycle
INTO JAPANESE
私の祖母が車輪を持っていたら、彼女は自転車だったでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bicycle
That didn't even make that much sense in English.