YOU SAID:
if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike
INTO JAPANESE
彼女が自転車をされている私の祖母は、車輪を持っていた場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If she has been the bike my grandmother had wheels
INTO JAPANESE
私の祖母が車輪を持っていた彼女は自転車をされている場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my grandmother had wheels she bikes
INTO JAPANESE
私の祖母は彼女のバイクの車輪を持っていた場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my grandmother had wheels her bike
INTO JAPANESE
私の祖母は彼女の自転車の車輪を持っていた場合
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my grandmother had wheels her bike
That's deep, man.