YOU SAID:
If my grandma had wheels she would have been a bike
INTO JAPANESE
私のおばあちゃんが車輪を持っていたら彼女は自転車だったでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She would have been a bicycle if my grandma had wheels
INTO JAPANESE
私のおばあちゃんが車輪を持っていれば彼女は自転車だったでしょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She would have been a bicycle if my grandma had wheels
That's deep, man.