YOU SAID:
If my father teaches you nothing, I will be your teacher. If you knock someone to the ground, dear, instant death or your head will crumble.
INTO JAPANESE
もし父が何も教えないなら、私があなたの先生になります。もしあなたが誰かを地面に倒したら、即死か、頭が砕け散りますよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my father won't teach me anything then I will be your teacher. If you knock someone to the ground they will either die instantly or their head will be crushed.
INTO JAPANESE
父が何も教えてくれないなら、私が先生になってあげます。誰かを地面に倒せば、その人は即死するか、頭を砕かれるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my father won't teach me anything, I'll be your teacher. If I knock someone to the ground, he'll either die instantly or get his head crushed.
INTO JAPANESE
父が何も教えてくれないなら、私が先生になってあげよう。私が誰かを地面に倒したら、その人は即死するか、頭を潰されるかのどちらかだ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my father won't teach me anything, I'll be your teacher. If I knock someone to the ground, he'll either die instantly or get his head crushed.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.