YOU SAID:
If my ears are on my feet I can hear thing on my legs.
INTO JAPANESE
場合私の耳は自分の足で私の足の事が聞こえます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If my ears hear things on my feet at his feet.
INTO JAPANESE
場合は、私の耳に自分の足で私の足の事を聞きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you hear about my legs on my feet in my ear.
INTO JAPANESE
場合は、あなたは私の耳に私の足で私の足について聞きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you in my ear with my feet on my legs listen.
INTO JAPANESE
場合私の足に自分の足で私の耳に耳を傾けます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you listen to my ears on my feet on my legs.
INTO JAPANESE
場合私の足に自分の足で私の耳に耳を傾けます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you listen to my ears on my feet on my legs.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.