YOU SAID:
if my dog is crazy what am I?
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は狂った私は何か。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog do something crazy for me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は、私の狂気の何かを行います。
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My dog does something crazy for me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は、私にとっては何かクレイジー。
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My dog is crazy or something for me.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は、狂気または何か私は。
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My dog is crazy or something.
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬はクレイジーか何か。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is crazy or what?
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は狂ったか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is crazy?
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬は狂気か。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My dog is crazy?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.