YOU SAID:

if my dog is crazy what am I?

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は狂った私は何か。

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My dog do something crazy for me.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は、私の狂気の何かを行います。

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My dog does something crazy for me.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は、私にとっては何かクレイジー。

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My dog is crazy or something for me.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は、狂気または何か私は。

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My dog is crazy or something.

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬はクレイジーか何か。

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My dog is crazy or what?

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は狂ったか?

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My dog is crazy?

INTO JAPANESE

私の犬は狂気か。

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My dog is crazy?